She'll Be Mine
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Oh, Gareth, I try so hard to please her!
I invade a kingdom for a jewel,
I respect her vow of chastity...
And yet every day I have to hear it
Over and over again:
Galavant
Galavant
Blah blah blah blah
Galavant!
I want her need her crave her yes it's true
But she is not the only thing
I desperately want to do
I want to shoot him with a crossbow
I want to stab him in the eye
I want to liberate his head from his neck
And then pump the bloody wreck sky-high!
I want to hurl him out a window
And shove explosives where the sun don't shine
Want to skewer him with swords
And slowly twist em
All around his reproductive system
Won't that be divine?
Then she'll be mine
((Everybody, sing!))
(And then you'll do it every evening)
Sweet God, at last!
(In every room on ev'ry floor)
Till I can't do it anymore!
And with no Galavant distracting your bride
We could start a genocidal war!
I'll get back to all my hobbies
Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor
(Curse those poor)
No more "Galavant is just complete perfection!"
"Gal would never lose his...
Temper!"
Won't that be divine?
And she'll be mine
Just mine all mine
Mine all mine all mine