Fred Oliver
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears
I hate Shakespeare
Don't wanna be Sylvester Stallone
Never never gonna star in Home Alone
Hamlet, Macbeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare
Fred or Lydia
To be or not to be
Fred or Lydia
All for my equity
Don't wanna go to Hollywood
I sit alone and lift the rod
I quote Othello and I feel weak
I'm the only one who understands when I speak
Fred or Lydia
To be or not to be
Fred or Lydia
All for my equity
I tread the boards 'till it made me scream
But it was only a midsummer night's dream
There's more to life than that Shakespearian clone
All I want is fame and fortune
Fred or Lydia
To be or not to be
Fred or Lydia
All for my equity
Fred or Lydia
To be or not to be
Fred or Lydia
All for my equity
All for my equity
You can stick it up your arse for me