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No Big Sizes
The Shirehorses
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An arse that's filled up like a landfill
A gob that slowly kills him
He boozes with each meal
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You look so fat and bloated
Scoffing things sugar coated
You look like you're off the job
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I'll take the diet life
No milkshakes and nothing fried
No keebonans and no meat pieses
Our worst nightmare and no french frieses
Hard for us no appletises
Fried eggs, fried eggs
One day my clothes will fit
I won't be a portly git
With no elastic waists and no big sizes
Doing up my chuffing flieses
What I dream of no surprises, eh
Go on, do your Johnny Greentrees thing
One bite does it
Wearing denim blouses
And these outsize trousers
We're built just like two brick shit houses
I can't be arsed with this diet
No, nor me, no surprises
The chips are mine and the chicken pieses
Nice one, nice one
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Am I too loud?
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