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Big Fat Woman
Bobby Rush
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You know, a few nights ago, a lady came up to me
Kinda heavy, but nice
Strange thing happened when she took me by her house
Let me kinda explain to you what happened
A few nights ago, I was doing a show
I was tired and I was ready to go
When this woman came up to me
She said, "Bobby, come go home with me"
I said yes, spoke too soon
When I got in the bed with her, she didn't leave no room
She was a big fat woman with a little bitty bed
When she sat on the side of it, she almost sit on my head
I ain't gonna sleep no more with no great big woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more, y'all, with a woman this big
Ha ha ha, and let her sit on me, ha ha
Now let me tell y'all what else happened
When I was by her house the other night
I was laying down trying to get my rest
This big fat woman rolled over on my chest
I was huffing and puffing trying to catch my breath
This great big woman almost smothered me to death
I looked up at her and all I saw was a big grin
She said, "Bobby Ray, be still, let's make love again"
I jumped out of bed running when I heard what I heard
I was running down the street, y'all, just as naked as a jaybird
I ain't gonna sleep no more with a big fat woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more with a great big woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more, y'all, with a woman this big
I ain't gonna let this big old woman
Give me a heart attack and kill me
Let me tell y'all something else she did to me, too
When I first went by her house that night
That girl sure made, sure made things right
Put me in her bed, then she rubbed my head
Then she told me, "Bobby," and here's what she said
She said she wanted to make love and I told her no
She got in the bed with me and knocked me on the floor
This woman, she was big and tall
She had her legs all up against the wall
I ain't gonna sleep no more with a great big woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna sleep no more, y'all, with a woman this big
Hey, B.B. King, come get this big fat woman
She too big for me, I know you can handle her
Or either you can give her to Clarence Carter
Because he don't care who he be stroking with, ha ha
And that's for real
Hey, Cal (Yeah, man)
Somebody take this big woman that knocked me down
(Yeah, Bobby, I'll take her if she counts as funny)
Well, I don't know about that, but listen
I ain't got nothing against fat women
I just don't want them to sit on me, you know what I mean, don't you?
Now, anything else is all right, but I ain't gonna sleep with her
You know why?
She done bumped me out the bed, she done busted my lip
Rolled over on me, dislocated my hip
She's too fat for me
Hey, Johnnie Taylor, will you please come take this fat woman?
(I don't want no Johnnie Taylor)
What you mean?
(I said I don't want no Johnnie Taylor)
Well, who you want?
(I want you, Bobby)
Well, hey, Bobby Bland, would you come take this fat woman?
(I don't want no Bobby Bland, either)
How about Tyrone Davis?
(I don't want no Tyrone, I want you, Bobby)
(But now you make like you ashamed to sleep with me)
Well, I don't mind sleeping with you
But you got a little weight on you
You know, you weigh 302
(Well, you didn't mind, you didn't mind, you done been sit on before)
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Well, I've been sit on, but not by a woman as big as you
(Well, what difference does it make
Bobby? You didn't say that last night)
Well, well, you see, last night, baby
You were doing things that I couldn't resist
You know, you big women sure know how to make a man feel good
You see, y'all got it going on
Don't rub on me like that, baby
See, you done made me change my mind, now I wanna sleep with you again
So bring your fine self over here to sit on me
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, no, not on my face)
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