Jack Hammer Beach Resort
Tim Wilson
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We went down to the beach for some R &
R, trying to find some peace and quiet;
Watched ten men tear a pool (board?) up
For $200 a night;
My wife's mad as hell, in a loud-assed motel
With a room I can barely afford
She's layin out by the pool with a cement-cuttin tool,
Like fingernails on a blackboard
At the Jack Hammer Beach Resort and
The Skillsaw Motor Motel
It's gonna be nice when we get this thing finished
But now it's vacation hell
At the Jack Hammer Beach Resort
In the No. 9 Bungalow
If I can ever drag her ass back down here,
We'll stay at the Home Depot
...or Lowe's
...or the Ace Hardware
...Damn!!