Rocket Raccoon vs Shadow the Hedgehog
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(Ayo!) Make way for the big guns huntin'
(Let's go!) Payday, any threat gets punished
(Yuh!) Take aim where the hedgehogs runnin'
(Okay!) Bang bang, hear the headshot comin'
Count yourself lucky that I am a Guardian
I would've taken your rings for the profit
I'm here to help with your solitude, partner
This poster shows me there's a place that you're wanted
I don't care who this Robotnik douche is (I don't!)
But his science pet project's useless
He tried to save his granddaughter, but oops!
He ended up copying Sonic's blueprints?
And you're by far the saddest invention
I've ever seen, and that is impressive
Wow, they gave a lab rat depression
"Shadow" is fitting, you've mastered projection
If you ate this 9 from the P13
You'd be blacked out and covered in red
I know you're so PG-13, but damn
That might be too much of an edge
I roll deep when I come for your head
Brought all my clips to your lawn, now I'm cutting the hedge
You pushed away any companion you could've had, so
Say hello to my friend
Step back or your crew is heading for a crash landing
I don't need a body bag when I take out the trash panda
When I see the chaos, I get it controlled
All that I need is a hand on the stone
Scavenge your batteries
You never had enough power to stand on your own
Flashback, now you're facing the chrome
Flashbang, and it's straight to the dome
We're back to your roots
The plant that you call family won't be escaping the smoke
Pathetic, the Looney Tune from the loony bin always punched first
They let you guard over Halfworld
Cause you're half the person you once were
So now, you rage 'cause you're caged up
You've been getting framed since frame one
Bitch, I'm Shadow when the day's done
Cause I'm the only problem you can't run away from
The both of us came out the lab
But we are not one and the same
I suffered through pain, while you were protected
They cut me apart, they cut you a break
So I'm bustin' out the cage with a gun to your face
This ain't like a government raid
You're basically company-made with production mistakes
Ha, and it looks like the budget was lame
Bitch, you barely even know yourself
So tell me why you acting like a god, huh?
Black Doom had to lend his DNA
For you to merely function at your job, huh?
How you gonna fight for freedom
When each side is evil and you're double-crossed, huh?
Suspended like a puppet for destruction
See, the weapon was you all along
The bat brought you back so that you could build a team? Great!
You got no clue 'bout your history? Wait!
I would also claim I got amnesia
If my whole operation failed miserably, bitch, you're a fake!
You can pull the memory card if you want
But I fight with dignity (That's true!)
You were never really good at saving anyways
So Maria got a quick delete
You stole a spot in your rogue guild
Got a ship, but you're no Quill
Call yourself any title you want
In front of my hog, you'd be roadkill
Get off your high horse
I know what you were designed for
I am the purpose that they put your friends on the line for
I am the ultimate lifeform!
Watch how you talk, vermin
I thought you were smart, the cogs turnin'?
Try keeping my pace, but you'll pause early
Cause your heart monitor's boutta stop workin'
Sent back to your deathbed like an arrow headin' towards Yondu
My lead's pressed to your headset
Won't keep Lylla waiting in the spawn room
I outrun the light when I cross through space
Still bring home the bacon, no holidays
I bet the last time you lost a race
Was when your whole species got locked away
You're just a new gadget I'll confiscate
The doctor can help you to stop your pain
Like it or not, in this fight, you get stomped
And that's why they be callin' these Rocket Skates