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Bad Stuff Happens In The Bathroom
Bob's Burgers Cast
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Uh-oh, we got customers, Gene, put an out of order sign on the door
On it! (Good!)
Wait, what should it say?
"Out of order, dad stuck on toilet"
(No!) What about, "out of order, toilet cursed with evil"?
Kids, just stop drawing attention to the door, go help your mother
Hi, Linda, I'm ready to make Bob pretty
I brought my scissors and my tweezers
Oh, oh, hi Gretchen
Gretchen's here, Bob, she's gonna get you camera ready
Kids, go wait on the other customers
Everything's gonna be okay, everything's gonna be okay
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum
Can't let them see me with my pants down
Coasters Magazine is gonna be my big chance now
But I'll be outta here in no time
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away
Let's be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong
I'm not to blame, it's not my fault
This is just to say
If Gene had pooped like every day, this would've all just blown away
But he'll be outta there in no time
No one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine
Today is gonna be a great day
If Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way
Hey, where's Bob? I wanna tell him I can smell him from across the street
Yeah, Linda, where is Bob? I gotta do his hair for the big interview
Interview? What interview?
Bob's gotta big magazine interview
What, are they writing an article on guy's with moustaches you wanna punch? Zoom!
I say zoom now, you like it?
Yeah, it's okay
Bad stuff happens in the bathroom (let's be clear)
I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum (I did absolutely nothing wrong, I'm not to blame, it's not my fault)
Can't let them see me with my pants down (this is just to say)
Coasters Magazine is gonna be my chance now (if Gene had pooped like everyday, this would've all just blown away)
But I'll be outta here in no time (but he'll be out of there in no time)
I'll be doing interviews and feeling just fine (no one's gonna blame me, I'll be doing just fine)
Today is gonna be a great day (great day)
I'll do Coasters Magazine and blow everyone away (if Teddy can't unstick my dad, I'll find another way)
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