Fanfare & Intro - Tom Tucker And Diane Simmons
Popularity ยท Low
Listen
YouTube
0:00 / 0:00
Loading YouTube player...
Lyrics offset
Synced
Lyrics
Tucker: Good Evening ladies and gentleman, I'm Tom Tucker
Simmons: And I'm Diane Simmons
Tucker: From beautiful downtown sin city,
It's Family Guy: Live in Las Vegas
(Music)
Tucker: Well, Diane it is one hell of a night for a show
Simmons: It sure is Tom, I'm very excited
Tucker: You know, whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I think of that movie Showgirls
Simmons: Really
Tucker: Ya, and you know what else, sometimes when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever, I think about Showgirls
Simmons: Uh-huh
Tucker: And sometimes when I'm driving in my car I think about
Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon having girl on girl sex
And doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on eachother and getting high
The point being Diane
That Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are
And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map
Simmons: Uh, that's-uh, that's that's not on the teleprompter
Tucker: No, just some of my own thoughts and musings
Simmons: Well thank you so much for sharing
And now ladies and gentleman with the accompanyment of Mr. Walter Murphy and his orchestra
We present the stars of our show,
Direct from Quahog, Rhode Island
The Griffins!