All in with the Fallout (con Andrea Storm Kaden)
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Title: All in with the Fallout
[Intro: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
]
Now, this may sound far-out
But I hope you're listenin'
'Cause a nuclear fallout is not improbable
No, it is imminent
More than just for your protection
Here's the best long-term investment
You'll ever make for your family's sake
Call Vault-Tec today!
[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
]
And I'll take you into my loving arms to guard you from the storm
There's a fire you've set in my heart with which I'll keep you warm
'Cause outside, it's helter-skelter
so come find us in our shelter
Sure, it's under a rock, but just knock
and we'll welcome you home
(
If you can afford it
)
Oh, what's become of our great nation? It's a wasteland on the surface
Which one day we will retake, repopulation is our purpose
(Makin' babies)
Noah's Ark was quite a vessel
, although ours is twice as
special
With room and board, and about twenty floors
down below ground-level
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
Both
]
So, if you're all in with the fallout, you've got Vault-Tec on your side
Let me be the one to tell ya
everything will be alright
Just sign up today, we have plenty spots
In our lead-encased concrete Camelot
Among family and friends, the end is a new beginning
[Verse 2: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
Both
]
Having children can be such a blessing, but what if they end up mutated?
We can prevent that from happening as long as we aren't related
You've gotta treat your relatives like radiation
Because a sexy cousin's something you should stay away from
(Ugh, not again!)
Your job is assigned by aptitude tests
You'll work 'til you die, so make sure it's correct
But hey, buried alive is better than just bein' buried
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
Both
]
So, if you're all in with the fallout, you've got Vault-Tec on your side
Let me be the one to tell ya
everything will be alright
If we keep out the rads, we'll outlive the Reds
I won't become that, I'd rather be dead!
Because capitalism will stimulate our economy
(
Or whatever's left of it
)
[Bridge: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
Both
]
Where the working man is not taken for granted (No!)
When you come home, I'll always have your dinner warmed up
(Yeah!)
We're a proper
family
nuclear!
"Hey pops, I want a root beer"
Scotty, all we got is Nuka-Cola (Available at participating vault locations)
Always the same, war, it never changes
So no wonder why we're under surveillance
Can we keep our way of life alive and well?
To be a paragon comes with privilege
, from apocalypse to a picket fence
The American Dream will thrive, even in Hell!
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13 &
Andrea Storm Kaden
Both
]
I guess I'm all in with the fallout, I've got Vault-Tec on my side
Let me be the one to tell ya
, every fuckin' thing will be alright
If you ever have roaches infest your vault
They're no better than those investing in vaults
Didn't hear that from me
we're just here to sing this song
(Come on, sing along!)
Because we're all in with the fallout, we've got Vault-Tec on our side
And believe us when we tell ya, everything's probably alright
If the bombs should go off, starting today
And you haven't called, you're already too late
Go on, drop us a line, this was brought to you by Vault-Tec!