Phat Dope Shit
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Six o'clock in the morning, heh, get out of bed
Take a swig off that bottle of vodka I
Tried to finish off this morning, man
I was pissed as a fart
Yeah, so what did I do? Chuck the bitch
Out from the night before, didn't I?
Open the door, forgot to have a shower, but it don't matter anyway
I love that smell of sex
So I thought I'd follow that smell down to the beach
And on my way, mate, you should have seen the babes
What, all over the place
Left, right, and in the middle
It was wicked
In the distance, I could hear this beat sort of building up
In the background, people screaming at the tops of their voices
It was an amazing feeling
The sun was shining
It was shining so fucking bright
I had to put my sunglasses on, didn't I?
Yeah, so
Yeah, so that was the way it was on that sunny little morning
I entered the center of the hullabaloo
Those people were getting down, man
They were moving their bodies
There were so many gyrating bodies getting down
And they were getting down to that fat dope shit
Oh yeah, I've had some of that
So I thought, right, it's time to go home
But on the way, I'll nick a bottle of vodka off somebody
Innit? Yeah
Take the taste away of all that sweet
Shit that I had the evening before
So I did
And as I was going to the bar to nick the splash
This baby grabbed me between the legs
And pulled me back onto the dance floor
'Cause she wanted me, and only me, to get down with her
To that fat dope shit
That's where we'll meet
I lost the plot
Happens quite a lot, you know
I lost my wallet, my money
And at long last, my virginity, ha, on the toilet
I went to the dance in the park
And I walked up to the terrace
The people were raising their hands in the air
As the music got higher
As the music got higher and higher
I got down as well
And they took me by surprise
Those babies in disguise
Yeah, babies in disguise
I took her home, I made her wet
That was something, mate, you know
I'll never forget, you know
But that's the way it was, man
On that lovely summer's day
On that fat dope shit