I Can Do That Featuring Open Mike Eagle
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Well, I could bite the head off a shark
Watching me save everyone in the water park
And I could eat the brain of a monkey
Spit into my veins, it's just like a junkie
Well, I could chew the mind of a bird
Flying away, I'm not far from the curb
Well, I could eat the face off a snake
Spit out the rattle, battle like an earthquake
I could eat the brain of an elephant
Nature is the truth, everything else is irrelevant
I could chew up a motherfucking lion
I'm the king of the jungle and I'm motherfucking lying
I could punch a kangaroo in his face
Then jump in the pouch and jump to outer space
I could spray a skunk with mace
Then blow up the place and leave without a trace
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
I can do that too, yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can email on a Saturday or a holiday
Do a lot of work, not a lot of play
Tolerate a lot and then stop and dominate
Like right then and there, you know what I mean? Ugh!
I can keep lightning in containers
You shouldn't let it out, that's a motherfucking no-brainer
Can't keep nobody on retainer
I can keep a whole class full of kids out of danger
I can sing every King Missile song
My karaoke list gets a little long
I can't breathe too long at the pickathon
Can't keep a straight face singing most Christmas songs
I can survive on the internet
No food, no water, just marijuana cigarettes
I can't tell when the fog's been lifted yet
Can't cook crack in nobody's kitchenette
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
I can do that too, yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Yeah, I can do that too
Look what the fuck I can do
Like right then and there, you know what I mean? Ugh!