Stand on Your Man
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You know it's hard to be a woman
If you are stuck with an uppity man
If he gets sassy you might have to kick his ass
Until he jumps to all that you command
Tell him he's got to change the diapers
Tell him he's got to clean the can
Tell him to do the mopping
While you go out bar hopping
Or else the shit will hit the fan
Stand on your man
Make him get on his knees
Make him say pretty please
And how he plans to worship your footwear
Stand on your man
Give him a boot heel to lick on
Or he will piss you off real quick
And turn into a prick on steroids
Stand on your man
If he don't put out in bed
Bop him one upside the head
Use a cast iron frying pan
Stand on your man
Or he'll have a lapse in judgement
And turn into a Trump republican
Stand on your man, stand on your man
Stand on your man