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Hard As Fuck
Bizzair
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She a snack, right
Got the text, I'm already past ninth
Pull up the whip and walk up to her crib
In some shit I bought last night
Haven't washed yet, feelin' fresh
She comes out and I'm underdressed
Red lipstick, black pencil skirt
Nylon on both of her legs, fuck
Girl, you impressive
That dress you got on make my head spin
I haven't even made it past the gate
Blue ball brigade is in session
I'ma last two seconds
I'll need more than one erection
I'ma be runnin' the bases slow
Foreplay gon' need extra innings, yeah
Made my way inside
I'm lookin' like a nervous wreck
Put my hands around her waist
She started kissin' on my neck
My bros, they know I'm here
They started blowin' up my text
Then she whispered in my ear
"Aidan, we should have sex"
Woah I'ma need to use the restroom
Lights on to find the best route
It's not you, I just gotta pee
Promise I'll be two seconds
Literally
I got the sensitive tip
Pulled down my pants
I'm hard as a brick
Waited a minute to let that shit pass
Then I bumped into the sink and my dick said
Whoa there I go
Started cummin' everywhere
I got lots of testosterone
It went through my underwear
Lookin' at myself ashamed of who's in the mirror
I was scratchin' on my head and found some cum up in my hair, ugh
Man, I'm fucked
Jizz in my pants, ruin the nut
Pull my underwear down
Flipped them around
Feel that shit all on my butt
Gross
I got stuck, on first base, first inning I suck
Now I'm in desperation mode
Hit my roommate up
"Help, I can't get it up"
He like, "hi, how's my guy?
I came through, bro, I supplied
I slipped you a gift before you left
Look in your pocket, bro, what do you find?"
"Found a pill and a slip"
"Take that shit, it's for your dick"
So I popped the pill up in my mouth
And then I felt the switch, my dick said
Whoa there I go, yo that's how I get it up
Took that little blue pill, now my trousers fillin' up
All of y'all that doubted my rebound can suck a nut
Oh yeah, I could go for hours Yo, that's cause I'm hard as fuck
Hard as fuck
Yes, I'm proud
Let's play around cause I can't go down
Let's go back up in a room right now
Thinkin' I could go 12 rounds
I'm thinkin' my dick hard and she want it
Tryna get this chick on it
Tryna do splits, tryna do flips
Tryna do big dick shit till the mornin' goin' in
I got big dick energy
Austin Powers y'all mini me
Rip off the denim and then I'ma
Send him to heaven like Kennedy, blah
Fuck are you tellin' me?
Surely that pill, it was meant for me
Shirley I'm about to open up your temple
You be the sprite and I'm grenadine
Tryna get mixed up in this shit, girl
Tryna give you what you want
I got a schlong, six feet long
Thinkin' we take clothes off
I'm thinkin' we go down for round two
I mean one, I haven't cum, hah
Right at that moment, her phone started buzzin
Damn it, she picked that shit up
And it said
"Hey Liv, grandma fell and broke her hip
And the whole family's here at the hospital on 5th
I'm really sorry, honey
That I'm the one to break the news
Is it possible to visit
Grandma really misses you"
Yo, what the fuck
Damn it, grandma
Really fuckin' up my vibe
'Bout to get my dick sucked
But you fell just in time
Cock blocked by the grandma 30 miles away
I said, can we smash first?
She said, ain't no way, ain't no way
Now I'm drivin
She in the car, she cryin
Holdin' hands, they on my lap
Just to the left, I'm throbbin
I got a fat dick in my pants, girl
Gotta say, hi to the 'rents?
Couldn't find my jeans when I got dressed
I had to throw on a pair of her sweats
That's not good
Boner in some sweats without compression shorts
Ayo, that's like 7th grade
When you called up to the board
Puberty
Thinkin' 'bout somethin' that's gross
Grandma's broken hip
When I hopped up out the whip
All eyes are on my dick
Gotta pitched tent
In the hospital for meet and greet
Grandma on her deathbed
I'm just tryin' to catch a beat
Goddamn, now we huggin
And my dick is steady rubbin
I'm the topic of discussion
Wish I never took that drug
I'm hard as fuck
Whoa there I go, yo that's how I get it up
Took that little blue pill, now my trousers fillin' up
All of y'all that doubted my rebound can suck a nut
Oh yeah, I could go for hours Yo, that's cause I'm hard as fuck
Hard as fuck
Yes, I'm proud
Let's play around cause I can't go down
Let's go back up in a room right now
Thinkin' I could go 12 rounds
I'm thinkin' my dick hard and she want it
Tryna get this chick on it
Tryna do splits, tryna do flips
Tryna do big dick shit till the mornin' goin' in
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