Theme Song Version 1
Mystery Science Theater
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In the not-too distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was this guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonics Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space
"We'll send him cheesy movies"
"The worst we can find" (la la la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all"
"And we'll monitor his mind"
Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la la la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends
Robot roll call (all right let's go)
Cambot! (pan left!)
Gypsy! (hi, girl!)
Tom Servo! (what a cool guy!)
Crow! (oh, wisecracker!)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show"
"I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand