Holy Matrimony
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I love you, do you love me?
Yeah, I do, I do
I love you, do you love me?
Yeah, I do, I do
Baby, baby, baby, baby, let's get married
You, me and your crazy ass mama get married
Holy matrimony
What the hell, baby, let's settle down, have a family
Shh, keep your voice down, she carries
Holy matrimony
I should've known on the day that I proposed
She would call me every hour sayin', "When you comin' home?"
I said, "Hold on, whoa, this ain't the way it's supposed to go
I'm marryin' your daughter, I ain't marryin' you both"
Why did I agree that she could live at the crib?
Most miserable I've been in the history of man
You wanna know the truth? I think she thrives on this shit
All the fights and the tiffs, she likes the conflict
She always wanna give relationship advice
But we've been together longer than her relationships combined
Matter of fact, I ain't even ask her advice
She's a counselor, a life coach, a pastor, rabbi
Baby, baby, baby, baby, let's get married
You, me and your crazy ass mama get married
Holy matrimony
What the hell, baby, let's settle down, have a family
Shh, keep your voice down, she carries
Holy matrimony
Need you ask why it is I'm buggin' out?
Can't have sex in the house, she walks in unannounced
Then she brings her own ass boyfriend to our home
They make noises, it's gross, I hear voices through the walls
It's like havin' that shitty ass roommate in college
Can't boot her out, it's awkward, I'm married to her daughter
I need a damn drink just to deal with your mother
I went into the cupboard, she drank my Johnny Walker
Every time I talk, she be rollin' her eyes
I have no idea why, it's so infantile
I really wanna put her on a starship in space
Drop her off then wave from the tarmac and leave
Baby, baby, baby, baby, let's get married
You, me and your crazy ass mama get married
Holy matrimony
What the hell, baby, let's settle down, have a family
Shh, keep your voice down, she carries
Holy matrimony
Don't wanna jump over the broom, I wanna jump out of this room
Holy matrimony
Throw your mother in the chair, then carry her out of here
Holy matrimony
Don't wanna run a electric slide, I just wanna exit quiet
Holy matrimony
Don't wanna jump over the broom, I wanna jump out of this room
Holy matrimony
Mr. Elby and, uh, Mrs. Joy and Mrs. Mrs. Joy
Uh, do you take this woman and woman's woman to
Be your lawfully wedded wife and mother of wife?
I now pronounce you wife and wife and husband
You may now kiss each other together