Getting It
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My step has got a spring
And it's summer in my heart
I thank my lucky stars that I'm so blessed
I'm glowing and I know it
And I'm happy to impart
The secret of my newfound zest
I'm getting it, yes it's true
I'm getting it, whoop-de-do!
Every night it's like Niagara
Why d'you think it's called Viagra?
I'm getting it, how about you?
She's getting it, we're so thrilled
We don't sleep a wink while she gets drilled
She's discovered those pills by Pfizer
Now her man's an early riser
Where are the values that the Dutch instilled?
I'm as chipper as a chipmunk
With its cheeks chock-full of nuts
While my man's as perky as a popinjay
'Cause the biff in his banana
The propulsion in his putz
Means his feeling simply doesn't go away
I'm getting it, beat those drums
My body's a guitar and my heart a strums
Life is suddenly full of promise
Life's returned to his John Thomas
I can't wait to tell all my bestest chums
That's us!
We're getting it, let it all
We play hide the bone from dusk till dawn
No more need to Corleone
We stay home with Estellone
We have used our brains to get it wrong
We're getting it, but of course
This truly is a product we endorse
He's Roy Rogers, I play trigger
It's done wonders for my figure
But I walk like John Wayne off his horse
We're getting it, yet again
That's one two three four five, my God that's ten
We're really much too tired to tussle
This winkle's turned into a muscle
Time that we laid down with some Nurofen
We're getting it, bugger me
Of course we did not mean that literally
It's barbaric, he's like Conan
Wish he'd do it on his own
And wouldn't he make do with a cup of tea?
We're getting it, please desist
Can't we tempt you to a game of Whist?
Sleepy time for Mr. Shmeckel
Go away Hyde and come back Jekyll
Marching orders, private parts dismissed
No use trying to get a squiffy
Slap an ice pack on that stiffy
Oh, well then one more time if you insist