Plastic Jesus

The Goldcoast Singers

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🇬🇧 English · Original

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Good morning, friends, this is the hour of reckoning! Hello, friends and neighbors, how do you do? We're here to pick and sing And we hope we bring some happiness to you Hallelujah, friends and neighbors Here we are from Del Rio, Texas Every morning at 5:30 AM Brought to you by, by The Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas Every morning at 5:30 AM in the morning, hallelujah Friends, now we have word for you from our sponsor The Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon Company of Del Rio, Texas, hallelujah I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my car You can buy him phosphorescent Glow in the dark, he's pink and pleasant Take him with you when you're travelin' far Hallelujah, friends, yes, you too can own one For only a dollar and ninety-eight cents No CODs please, Del Rio, Texas Hallelujah, and friends, if you send in this week Two dollars and ninety-eight cents You'll get in addition to your plec- Pink and Pleasant Plastic Icon You'll get a genuine stimulated pink Plastic baby Jesus television light For your television set With a halo that glows and rotates Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception And friends, no CODs please, and friends If you do send in for this, this week, without fail And put in fifty cents extra for stamps Hallelujah, friends, you'll receive every day next week A different, a different member of the holy family With a halo that glows and rotates A television light antenna Imagine, friends, the envy of your neighbors When they come in to watch Mitch Miller at your house And they see the entire holy family Sitting on top of your television set With their halos glowing and rotating Easing eye strain and bringing in better reception Friends and neighbors, hallelujah What better place for a family altar From the top of your television set? You can buy a sweet Madonna dressed in rhinestones Sittin' on a pedestal of abalone shell Goin' ninety, I'm not wary 'cause I've got my Virgin Mary Guaranteeing I won't go to hell (All together now!) I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I've got my plastic Jesus Glued to the dashboard of my- Click!