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Better Homes and Gardens
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Later on, when I get old
I'll buy myself a better home
One that's better than where I now live
One that doesn't smell like shit
And it will have a garden too
With tulips for me to tip-toe through
I'll keep my yard so nice and clean
As not to upset the community
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I'll have you know, this is my only goal
To have my house inside their centerfold
I can see it now, a two-page spread
In Better Homes and Gardens
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I'd love to be in that magazine
Showing off my favorite recipes
Removing rust from garbage cans
Would make me the proudest man
But it will take a lot from me
I can't even keep my own room clean
I know that one day I'll see my face
In Better Homes and Gardens
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Whoa!
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I'll have you know, this is my only goal
To have my house inside their centerfold
I can see it now, a two-page spread
In Better Homes and Gardens
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