Eternal Ex Boyfriend
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This is a very modern type of sad
This is a kind of new age nepotism
I'm the Shackleton of feeling bad
Look at pain through my own weird prism
I guess the world is really gonna end
Talk shit about our impending doom
I am flirting with your ex-boyfriend
Seeing if armageddon gets him going too
Hear the country near my house is on fire
But i'm in no state to drive out there and fight it
Besides I am kinda burning with desire
Such an obvious line, why would I try to hide it
Hold a match up to myself and blow us all to hell, let it end
Combustible, complaining, I am the eternal ex-boyfriend
I was spiralling, checked myself into hospital
You showed up just to shave your legs in the sink
Took turns cutting each others hair in the cubicle
I was sleeping when you went and got a drink
You started smoking, was a weird decision
I wasn't sure how well you were coping
And you kissed my forehead, I closed my eyes
Said I thought you were dead, what a pleasant surprise
Hold a match up to myself and blow us all to hell, let it end
Combustible, complaining, I am the eternal ex-boyfriend
Goodbye forever maybe, I am the eternal ex-boyfriend
Goodbye forever probably, I am the eternal ex-boyfriend
Goodbye forever maybe, I am the eternal ex-boyfriend
Goodbye forever probably, I am the ex-boyfriend eternal