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Sammy J & Randy Feltface
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Sammy: We were standing in line at the beach
Randy: Buying gelato
Sammy: I had lemon & Lime
Randy: I Had peach & pistachio
Sammy: Well I think you'll find it was mango
Randy: No, it fucking wasn't cause I always have pistachio
Both: But we had a good time
Randy: Cause the sun it was shining
Sammy: Not a cloud in the sky
Randy: well that's not true entirely
Sammy: well I think you'll find it was clear and blue
Randy: if by clear you mean cloudy then I guess that's true
Both: But we got to the sand
Sammy: And we set up our umbrella
Randy: but the thing wouldn't stand
Sammy: So we asked a friendly fella
Randy: Could he give us a hand
Sammy: but he kept on walking
Randy: Cause you had an erection, You should let me do the talking
Sammy: So Sammy had a stiffy what's all the commotion
Randy: Well it looked a bit iffy you were rubbing it with lotion
Sammy: Well the sun had harmful rays
Randy: Well that's no explanation you were using mayonnaise
Both: But we set up and sat down
Both: Watch the kiddies paddle round the shallow water
Sammy: And you were taking photographs
Randy: I Wasn't
Sammy: I Saw you
Randy: I did not that's a dirty lie
Sammy: Your currently on trial
Sammy: Cause you uploaded the file to your website
Randy: Touché
Both: We had a great day out
Randy: Fun and laughter at the beach
Sammy: Swimming and splashing about
Randy: Pistachio & Peach
Sammy: And for a second I Almost forgot
Sammy: that Randy has got a brain tumour
Randy: What?!