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Beauty and the Beast [Explicit]
John Valby
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Tale as old as time
True as it can be
You're in your room alone
Then you pop a bone
Unexpectedly
Just a little twitch
Small to say the least
Although it isn't planned
You find your favorite hand
Wrestling with the beast
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Her twat's as old as time
Dry as it can be
You can win a bet
The only time it's wet
Is when she takes a pee
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Smells just like a carp
Recently deceased
I should've stayed at home
And rabbit punched my bone
Wrestling with the beast
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