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Jurassic Park
Yankovic, "Weird Al"
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I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
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Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me this has been one lousy day
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Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again, oh no!
I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
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A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad
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Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T- Rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
'Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend, oh no!
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Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
'Cause I'm never coming back this way again, oh no, oh no!
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