Alastor song "Hellish Paradise" Slight parody of "Amish Paradise" By (Weird) Al Yankovic
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**Verse 1**
As I walk through the valley
Where the damned souls reside
I take a look at the carnage
And I savour the cries
But thatโs just daily for a sinner like me
You know I run this whole show quite easily
At 4:30 in the morning I'm making deals
The sinners do the work, and I destroy their ideals, fool
And Iโve been scheminโ and smilinโ so long that
Even Zestial thinks that my mind is gone
Iโm a man of the land, Iโm into genocide
Got a skull in my hand and a staff by my side
But If I make all of my deals, and you accept thine
Then tonight weโre gonna party like its 1929
**Chorus**
Iโve been spending most my life
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Iโve killed sinners once or twice
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Itโs hard work and sacrifice
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Every deal comes at a price
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
**Verse 2**
A young boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I ripped off his cheek
I really enjoyed it in fact Iโd do it again
โCause Iโll be laughing my head off when he meets his end
But I ainโt ever ate a sinner that didnโt deserve it
A demon with a โtude? Thatโs not that unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool bow
And my acquaintances agree
You really look good below, fool
If you come to visit, youโll be haunted for years
Charlie hasnโt even cleaned the place in 300 years
We really ainโt saints so please donโt waste a prayer
Weโre just psychologically impaired
**Bridge**
Thereโs no hope, no peace, nor angels here
Itโs full of misery
Like Napoleon in exile
Itโs as lonely as can be
**Chorus**
Weโve been spending most our lives
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Weโre just proper, smiling guys
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Thereโs no time for frightened cries
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
We keep it cruel, we donโt play nice
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
**Verse 3**
Climbing up the ladder, Making lots of deals
Ate a person Monday, youโll be my next meal
Think youโre truly virtuous?
Think your soul is pure?
Well I know iโm a million times as pure as you was
Iโm the smiling voice the little sinners wanna be like
On the air day and night
Tradinโ souls in the afterlife
So donโt be vain, and donโt be whiny
Or else, my friend
I might have to get medieval on your heine
**Chorus**
We been spending most our lives
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Weโre all crazy horrifice
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
Thereโs no cops or traffic lights
Livinโ in this hellish paradise
But youโd probably think it bites
Livinโ in this Hellish paradise