Sam Failed Her Driver’s Test
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The first time you fail to get your license: adorable
The second time: surprising
But I was ambitious
Oh, Sam failed her driver's test
Four times
The first time barely counts: I forgot my glasses
Medical condition
That's one!
Next, a parked car bumped into me
Divine intervention?
That's two!
The third time, (Hoo) I left the parking brake on,
Which caused the burning smell,
Which caused me to panic,
Which caused me to...
Pee
And flee
That's three
Samantha Brown?
Yeah, she failed one more!
Driver's test number four!
Kelly, what are you doing?
Don't talk about it, Sam - live it
Watch for traffic
The car's not going to drive itself
Both hands on the wheel
What - You think it's gonna bite?
Well?
No
Ok. You be Sam
Who are you?
The DMV lady Carol Ann. She's from Minnesota
No, she's not
She is now, dontcha know!
Turn the key.
What does it feel like?
My hands are steady
Turn left onto main
I barely even have to steer
You should probably try staying in one lane
And I feel ready,
This part should be easy
The road in front of me is clear
You're making me feel queasy, dear
And all at once I feel alive
Are you ready for the highway?
Yes
Ok then
Drive!
Drive!
Drive!
Drive!