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One Erection (Parody of One Direction's "One Thing")
The Key of Awesome
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we're impossibly cute
in tight trousers and suits
tabloids say that we're gay
and gay horses eat hay
these blokes aren't so bad
cheeky british lads
damn this song is mad catchy
hey Tod don't you agree
something's wrong with Mark now
why does he have skinny pink jeans on
'cus he's in to one Direction now
I just like this one song
so get of get of get of off my case
quit staring at that kids face
look i don't know what thee big deal is
i like this one song and the rest of their album
hey girls for this next tune
we'll need some help from you
who knows all of the words
i know them for sure
sorry but you'r too old
and you just knocked over several kids
maybe he could buy us beer though
and tell us what that one thing is
ok, ok come join our boyband
when do we run in the sand
put on this tie and this emo wig
and let's do the leg thing
i hate to be a party-pooper
but this song sounds familiar
oh wait you guys i know what it is
its i want it that way
'cus i want it that way
oh no he cracked the code
he remembers 'cus he's old
you must die for what you know
you've got those one things
you English dicks get of off my friend
you cunts brain-washed my husband
before you kill us check ou this thing
oh god that is discusting
i don't even want to know what that is
i think it's that one thing
thanks Tod and Stacia you saved my life
why was i in to those guys
though there's this other band that i dig
they're called the wanted
Tod, you'd like the wanted - cool
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