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Let Me Peg
Cooter Commander
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Let me peg
Cooter Commander, DigBar on the beat we spitting bars
I sold my bush on eBay, call that a hedge fund
But then met a fella with cheeks so rotund
So you know I had to cash out to try and get his ass out
I gotta go buy a little something 'fore I crash out
Now I got a strapon, my dick is detachable
Slide it in, take it out, use it to slap your hole
I might be dickless but imma still hit this
Cause dude got me all overwhelmed by the thickness
I went up to him sweaty, all nervous-like
My heart can't be the only thing pounding tonight
He was latino, life ain't always black and white
Smacked my lips and I gave 'em a bite, and said
Hey little baby your booty be lookin super
I wanna take this and shove it in your pooper
You got me on my knees all prostrated
Cause I'm just tryna get your prostate frustrated
And I'm sorry that my penis is a bootleg
But
Let me peg (please)
Let me peg (please), let me peg, let me peg (please)
Let me peg
I'm just tryna get up in between your legs (your legs)
I'll even let you fertilize my eggs (I'm that desperate)
Oh I beg, (I beg) yeah I beg (I beg, please!)
Let me peg
The guy was staring at me all horrified
Then he took off running, I don't know why
Loved watching him leave but I wanted to cry
Cause why can I never find the right guy?
Sighing in defeat, walking down the street
Lamenting the fact that I just wanna make 'em skeet
Wait, I know who can help; he's the anal athlete
Ayo DigBar, how do I get a guy to take my meat?
You gotta calm him down, take him out to get something to eat
That's the most important thing to do to slide into some cheeks
Niggas love food, you can take 'em out to KFC
When they done licking they fingers they gonna lick your BBC
You gotta talk smooth, than you can fuck 'em so they can't walk too
Then you gotta execute. Get the strap, bitch
When they say they ready get to blowing out they back quick
Every nigga weakness is some big nuts and fat dick
How I'm slinging meat there is a chance that your ass rip
This is steps on how to peg, are you following?
If you do it right, you gonna have any nigga wobbling
They gonna try to run away fast, Jackie Robinson
But if you do these steps
Then they ain't gonna never have no problem with it
Yo that actually makes a lot of sense, thank you DigBar
I guess what they say is true
The only way to a man's hole is through his stomach
Right? Like
I don't think that's how the phrase goes, but I forgot
My bad
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