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Ready Player Two
The Chalkeaters feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith
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He's too damn slow, yeah, even for a fox
He's scared of Koopa shells and question blocks
Anyone can fly a plane
Anyone can vacuum ghosts
But it's not easy being loved the most
No wonder the Switch brand color isn't green
(Mama-mia, I'd kill myself)
And SEGA's blue like all the coolest things (ha-ha, like me)
Who else would make a barrel swing?
Who else would date the Koopa queen?
The burden falls on heroes of the screen (wa-hoo)
Fuck it
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player two
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player two
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
'Cause I'm a second choice
I'm just a second choice
So-called protagonist
You mold my agonies
I get up off my knees
I'm pressing start now
When his baby in trouble, I'm running
I'm playing his humble taller double
When it's 'bout my boo, he's ghosting and watching me stumble
You be hatin' my struggle 'cause I'ma snatch the air bubble
I'm just tryna live, tryna set me free from your lil' brother
The movie sold me short, was in it less than Toad
I'm betting my spaghetti, you're getting stomped on
We're never at the front, a spinoff afterthought
This time we're catching up to tear your fuckin' needles off
I'm tired of being bother
A player two equals zero
It's always Mario Brothers
And Sonic Heroes
Rise up against glory hedgehogs
And mushroom-swallowing gluttons
New game plus awaits
Now we smash buttons
We're not your clockwork toys
Wound up with just your voice
Always a second choice
We're not a second choice
So-called protagonist
You mold our agonies
We get up off our knees
Just wait a second
It's time to raise my voice
It's time to make some noise
We're not a second choice
We're not a second choice
So-called protagonists
You mold our agonies
We're getting off our knees
We're smashing start now
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player two
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player two
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player two
Ready, player two
Ready, ready, player, player
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