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Jesus Was a Dinosaur
Rick and Morty feat. Nick Rutherford & Ryan Elder
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Grinding some rocks!
Nollie the hubba
Goofyfoot, kickflip
Take care of the Groms!
Airwalk a cliff!
Nose grind that stick!
Collect some stickers and put 'em on your board!
Go in the tar pit but you can't come out!
Walk in the tar pit and you scream and shout!
Sinking and sinking you get all sticky
Lower and lower but getting out is tricky!
You should have found Jesus
You should have prayed
Forgive your teacher for giving you bad grades!
But you're a bad little dino boy
And you're rotting in a crater
So now lets make some noise!
I will
Call my mom!
I will call her every Sunday morn
I will
Listen to my dad
Cuz Jesus was a dinosaur so they can't be that bad!
Eat your broccoli
Eat that broccoli
Take that broccoli and put it in your mouth
Give your teacher
A goddamn apple!
Get more stickers and put them on your board!
YEAH!!!
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