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Horse Girl (If She Wasn't Fucking Crazy)
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Horse girl
Horse girl
A whole trunk of junk and long black curls
Horse girl
Horse girl
If she wasn't fuckin' crazy I'd give her the world
She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
Smile as wide as Texas but the mouth of a marine
When we first met, she asked if I like horseplay
Then she choked me with a lasso and made me eat a bale of hay
Horse girl
Horse girl
Heavy in the chest so thought I'd give her a whirl
Horse girl
Horse girl
Got fed a fuckin' carrot for rockin' her world
She's a dream queen and perfectly able
To work around her farm but I wouldn't call her stable
She don't want me to shower, she cleans me with a brush
And she always lets her steed watch even if I raise a fuss
Horse girl
Horse girl
Oh I always melt when her ponytail twirls
Horse girl
Horse girl
If she wasn't fuckin' crazy I'd give her the world
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Oh she's my equestrian cutie
And when she calls up, I do my ridin' duty
But one night at dinner I broke my leg in two
Then she pulled out her shotgun, tried to turn me into glue
Horse girl
Horse girl
Mixin' my emotions, got my mind in a whirl
Horse girl
Horse girl
If she wasn't fuckin' crazy I'd go back to her world
(Horse girl)
(Horse girl)
Maybe I should call her
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