All American Boogeyman
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I ran away, there wasn't much for me to say
I'm growing tired of these parties
your mom keeps asking
"Andrés, when do you think
You're gonna marry our daughter?"
See, I'm the type of boy
Who wants to watch the world crash and burn
Any time I have a bad day
I'm not quite sure that I
Should be allowed to pro-create
'Cause I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
Yeah, I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
And I slapped the bag and smashed the bottle
Got yelled at a baby shower (Andrés)
Uncle took me to the side and said
"Andrés aren't you gonna be 27 soon?"
A boy should only get as drunk (Drunk)
As I've been getting this whole month
(As a skunk) if he's in the mood to kiss
A girl or kill a man
I just might be in the mood for both
'Cause I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
Yeah, I don't wanna be domesticated
I don't wanna be
You either die a man
Or live long enough to see
Yourself become a hater
Don't fucking test me
Y'all are way too obsessed
With being forgiven
While I'm settling into my role
Of being the villain
And y'all can just keep swimming in
That sea of binary opinions
Ones and zeroes could never hurt me
See, I could spread my love and positivity
From venues popping sea to sea
And some of y'all wouldn't be able to sleep
Until you fucking cancel me
"It's only God who judges us"
But these days it's the "morally
Just" people of the internet
My judgement day is coming up
I may not be what you wanted
Or needed me to be
But that's just life, yeah
You may not be what I wanted
Or needed you to be
But that's just life, yeah
I may not be what you wanted
Or needed me to be
But that's just life, yeah
You may not be what I wanted
Or needed you to be
But that's just life, yeah
Boo! Your love for me was always
Followed by an eagerness
To throw me out into the street boo!
Well, if you thought that shit was scary
Then I got something a
Whole lot freaking scarier boo!
It's the All American Boogeyman and
I'm coming for you
I said, "Boo hoo hoo hoo!"
It's the All American Boogeyman and
I'm coming for you