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The Sex Medley
Crazy Ex‐Girlfriend Cast
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It's the sexy gettin' medley song
The sexy gettin' medley song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
The sexy getting-medley song
First I make
Everything shiny and smooth (Oh, yeah)
Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you (Bye-bye, skin)
I'm gonna make this night
One you'll never forget (Ass blood)
'Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette
Oh! What's happening with my...?
We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It' would complicate the situation
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense to not have sex right now
I need time to reflex
And I'm in a really weird place
But you know what?
Screw it
Strip away my conscience
Peel away my values
Rip off my compassion with your teeth
Pound away my morals
Spank off all my kindness, ooh!
Expose the dormant bitch that lies beneath
You devil
Lead me to the dark side
Like a lamb to the slaughter
Then do me in a hot tub filled with evil 'stead of water
Let's make war not love all night and day
It's hot here in hell so...
Oh
Something just happened
This might not be the right time to do this medley
Unless you wanna have...
Period sex, period sex
Put down a towel, party till it's dry
With some
Period sex
Period sex
It's a little gross but I'm less likely to get pregnant during
Period sex
Period sex
Think of it as just Mother Nature's juice cleanse
Period sex
Period sex
Period sex
Get off, get off the stage
Get off
It's Scott's time now
Speaking of getting of
Unfortunately I wanna have period sex with you
I don't know what happened
Maybe you lost some other weight
For some reason you're now on the top of my to do list
Let's get this over with
So I can focus on other tasks
Let's have intercourse
Just pretend I'm seducing you
Come on let's quickly have intercourse
So I can move on... with my life
Turn around, let's see the butt
My busy life
You and I are both highly intelligent people
Although I'm in much better physical shape
Once we do it, it'll be like
Well, that's what that was like
And you'll hopefully go back to seeming weird to me
But right now let's have intercourse
I mean, obviously you want to, too
Just super quickly have intercourse
Good thing I happen to have an old condom in my wallet
Did somebody say sperm?
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!
My sperm is healthy!