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My Date Shit His Pants at the Dance
Helen DeSack
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My date had finally arrived
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His father let him drive
I told my dad and mom
We'd be home late from the prom
But as we danced
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I could smell that something was wrong
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We didn't even get to dance
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To one slow song
My date shit his pants at the dance
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Hard to believe, but true
My date shit his pants at the dance
Oh, what a shitty thing to do
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He asked me if I had
An extra pair of underwear
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Why would he think
That I walk around with a spare?
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The band stopped playing
And everyone gathered around
They were pointing to his pants
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That had turned dark brown
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Everyone was laughing
I didn't know what to do
So I started pointing
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And laughing, too
My date shit his pants at the dance
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Hard to believe, but true
My date shit his pants at the dance
Oh, what a shitty thing to do
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I can't believe this happened
I don't know what to say
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But after the dance
I was gonna let him go all the way
I hate to say it
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But I think this is it
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I hope he knows I still love him
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But he smells like shit
My date shit his pants at the dance
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Hard to believe, but true
My date shit his pants at the dance
So what a shitty thing to do
My date shit his pants at the dance
Oh what a shitty thing to do
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Please tell me...
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What is a girl to do?
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