Bad Astronaut
James Superstar Kochalka
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I'm requesting information on the status of our ship
The computer is malfunctioning it's got a faulty chip
We've been stranded in space for thirteen days
And everyone's unconscious except for me
And I've been pulling off the ladies' shirts
And looking at their tits
And taking off their panties and putting them on my head
And I took a piss in the captain's bed
And when everyone wakes up I'll be in for it
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I hope I don't get caught
I'm requesting information but the request has been denied
Earth has radioed an order to our fail-safe device
The automatic pilot has been set to collide
With the fire of the sun and no one will survive
But to tell the truth I don't even mind
In fact I'm having the time of my life
I've been sticking flowers in the first mate's behind
Outer space is contaminated with dirty minds
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think them quite a lot
I'm a bad astronaut
Naughty astronaut
Thinking dirty thoughts
And I think I just got caught