Taco Bell Farts
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I went to Taco Bell, feeling mighty swell,
Ordered tacos, burritos, and a cheesy gordita shell.
Little did I know, as I rang that bell,
Later on tonight, I'd be feeling less than well.
Oh, Taco Bell farts, they're the musical art!
They start with a rumble, then they tear me apart!
A symphony in the key of beans!
Taco Bell farts, they're louder than my dreams!
It started with a whisper, just a gentle breeze.
Soon it grew louder,
Like a thunderous sneeze.
Tried to hold it in, but it just had to be free.
Oh, Taco Bell farts, they're the musical art!
They start with a rumble, then they tear me apart!
A symphony in the key of beans!
Taco Bell farts, they're louder than my dreams!
A ran for the door, but it was too late!
My stomach was brewing a terrible fate
Each step was gamble, each move was a risk
Taco Bell had turned my insides into a disk.
Now Iโm in the car, windows rolled down wide.
Prayin for mercy as I tried to hide
But thereโs no escaping this gas powered ride.
Taco Bells got me stinking up the countryside
Oh, Taco Bell farts, they're the musical art!
They start with a rumble, then they tear me apart!
A symphony in the key of beans!
Taco Bell farts, they're louder than my dreams!
The salsa was hot, but the pain was hotter,
My stomachs doing flips like itโs underwater
Every burp and gurgle is a ticking clock
I knew soon enough Iโd be blowing up the block
The beat started rumbling a dangerous sound
My guts in revolt, turning upside down
I clutched at my belly, couldnโt take the strain
Taco Bells revenge was bringing me the pain
Oh, Taco Bell farts, they're the musical art!
They start with a rumble, then they tear me apart!
A symphony in the key of beans!
Taco Bell farts, they're louder than my dreams!