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Pickin' on Series
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I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of people coming on to her
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Everybody coming on to her
(It happens every night she works)
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all try coming on to her
(Don't they know it's never gonna work)
They think they'll get beside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
(This time somebody's getting hurt)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand
On my girlfriend
Is that your hand
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
(Don't they know it's never gonna work)
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's making a pass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
(This time somebody's getting hurt)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand
On my girlfriend
Is that your hand
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
There goes the next contestant
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait till they get what they deserve
(This time somebody's getting hurt)
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand
On my girlfriend
Is that your hand
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
(Now watch you leave here limping)
I wish you'd do it again
(Each night seems like it's getting worse)
I wish you'd do it again
(This time somebody's getting hurt)
There goes the next contestant