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Late Night Hawkins
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the Bob Duffy recording show
Don't look around
Yes, you are on Candid Camera
Lady, you in the back row in the middle seat
Yeah, third from the left
Pull your dress down, I can't concentrate
And next time, tell your husband to make sure you
Put some drawers on before you come out in the street
You oughta shave, you know that?
You got hair hanging all the way down to your knees
Giving them crabs a chance to crawl where they please
Yeah, I mean, I got nothing against the human body
But that's what's wrong with me
I oughta have something against the human body
Would you take it into your head to make a dollar?
Would you take it in your head if you had to holler?
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jill helped Jack off
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Shit