Grog Monster
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Just a quiet young bloke from out near Hay
With a well respected family name
He didn't drink or smoke, never swore or fought
Well at least that's what his parents thought
But that all changed on the day he headed off to school
He became a household name for breaking all the rules
And he'll be straight on drinking, blind man thinking
How can I go wrong?
Well he's the best, he shows the rest
He's right where he belongs
Bringing to the table how his old man used to play
It's a job, it's a duty to
Let the Grog Monster off the chain
Well he's a bit of a legend with all his mates
When he ploughs the tractor right through the gates
And he'll drag the dirt bike through the door
Do some donuts on the kitchen floor
He'll be spinning from the clothesline and fighting mates for fun
The centre of attention when he's wearing all his rum
And he'll be straight on drinking, blind man thinking
How can I go wrong?
Well he's the best, he shows the rest
He's right where he belongs
Bringing to the table how his old man used to play
It's a job, it's a duty to
Let the Grog Monster off the chain
Now he'll go down in history
As an alcoholic inductee
And we won't forget the stunts he's pulled
Or the machinery that he's totaled
But he'll use his skills, train 'em up, initiate his peers
The Grog Monster tradition will then live on for years
And he'll be straight on drinking, blind man thinking
How can I go wrong?
Well he's the best, he shows the rest
He's right where he belongs
Bringing to the table how his old man used to play
It's a job, it's a duty to
Let the Grog Monster off the chain
Party starting, fire lighting, dancing in the rain
Raise that arm above his head and look out
He's off the chain
Tractor driving, bare fist fighting, going all the way
Damage and destruction is his game
He's off the chain
He's off the chain