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The Joker vs Pennywise. Epic Rap Battles Of History
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Epic rap battles of history!
The Joker
Versus
Pennywise
Begin!
In my first appearance
The bat was supposed to slay me
But I can't be killed
That's why they cast a Phoenix to play me
I'm the Harlequin of hate
The clown prince of crime
You're a sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines
It's like cocaine
You know what I said
I don't know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head
"They all float", says the quote
But your films, they all sink
Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes
I'm a shining man, wink!
I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs
You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Losers Club
You'll be gobbled up in Gotham
So stick to your small town
Where you're renowned as the "If it's brown, flush it down" clown
Hiya, Jokie!
You wanna rap?
Rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap...
Ooh, why so serious?
You're supposed to be the man who laughs
But those jokes were like your new movie (ha-ha)
Mostly really sad (beep-beep)
You're John Doe in my dead lights
And you're about to fall from a new height
'Cause you're weak, and you've lost every fight
To a knight who wears underwear over his tights
I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless
This battle's like poker, the Joker is useless
When he's not in your cards, call me Arkham Asylum
I'm crazy with bars
Jack Nicholson played you just fine
But lately the casting's declined
Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi69
So unless you've got a yummy younger brother
I think you'd better run
'Cause I've got 99 red ballons, bitch
And I dare you to take one
Go back into your well
You giggling sewer ginger
You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja
When I flow, I go Mark Ham with ill zingers
I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger
I spit acid, be wowed
Every joke of mine stings
You're three night lights in a cloud
Beat by the kid from Stranger Things
When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in
They pale like the moonlight, you can dance with the devil in
Pennywise likes the devil
We have so much fun together
But no one's dying to play with Joker
Except for maybe Heath Ledger
Puddin', you're an embarrassment
I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn
That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in
Ha-ha-ha! I feast on your fears!
I'm the Derry Maine attraction every twenty-seven years
But you know what? I have a secret (shh!)
It's like a very special toy
If you wanna kill a Batman, eat him when he's a boy
Don't you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak
Or I will spend a whole week
Knocking out those prickle teeth
Tell your author for his next gang bang scene
How about a little more PG and a lot less 13?
Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety
This is Earth, you space demon
We live in a society
I've seen your movies, so I know you don't hurry
But I'll shoo you down the drain so fast they'll call you Tim Scurry
Ask Robin if I drop bars
I take smiles and I leave scars
Guards in Arkham will admit that the Joker just killed IT
Arkham? Ha! You stole that from HP Lovecraft
Who needs guards when you couldn't even escape
Cesar Romero's mustache
You jester, I'm Montresor
'Bout to make you my Fortunado
And seal this battle up like it was the Cask of Amontillado (woo!)
I spit January ember flames (woo!)
You got beat by the Scooby Gang (woo!)
I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys
The underground clown posse, my flow's insane
I'm the poster boy for missing persons posters
Joker's gonna float with me
'Cause he just messed with the best walleyed rapper
Since the Notorious B.I.G.
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap battles of history!
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