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The Twelve Days Of Christmas

Bob MCKenzie and Doug MCKenzie
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OK, good day, this is our Christmas part of the album And you can play this at your Christmas parties, uh Or to yourself on Christmas Eve, if there's nothin' else to do Good day, eh? Yeah In case you thought, like, I wasn't on this part Oh, I guarantee ya you'd be on OK, so good day, this is the Christmas part And we're gonna tell ya what to get, uh Your true love for Christmas Look out the window! Where? What are ya doin'? Snow, hosehead What? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing 'Cause it's Christmastime Hey, hoser What? Here's a quiz Quiz for Doug OK, I have my thinking toque on Yeah, right What are the twelve days of Christmas? 'Cause (um) figure it out, right? Christmas is when? Uh, the twenty-fifth Right, and what's the twenty-fourth? Christmas Eve, right? So that's two (that's two) And, then what's after that? Uh (Boxing Day) Wrestling Day No, get out Boxing Day, yeah, yeah That's three I knew it was... Then, what's after that? Nothin' New Year's Four, and what's be... New Year's Eve? Five. Where do ya get twelve? Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four That's nine And three other days which, I believe, are the mystery days Oh, OK, now, this our Christmas song In case you don't know what to get Somebody for Christmas There's lots of ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck OK By the way, that's me on the organ Oh, geez You start OK On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A beer On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Two turtlenecks And a beer OK, good On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Three French toasts Two turtlenecks And a beer, OK That should be more there, eh? Where? On the... go Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Four pounds of back bacon Three French toasts Two turtlenecks And a beer In a tree See, you need more (oh, yeah) Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Five golden toques Four pounds of back bacon Three French toasts Two turtlenecks And a beer ... what was that? In a tree (a tree) OK, on the sixth d... go! Christmas, my true love gave to me (Six) Six packs of two-four (Five golden toques) five golden toques, beauty (Four) four pounds of back bacon (Three) three French toasts (Two) two turtlenecks (And a beer) and a beer in a tree OK (OK) On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Seven pack of smokes (Nice gift) Nice gift Oh, six packs of two-four (Five golden toques) five golden toques (Four) four pounds of back bacon (Three) three French toasts (Two) two turtlenecks (And a beer) and a beer in a tree Right, I keep forgetting Whew! (OK) This should just be the "Two Days of Christmas" It's too hard for us Um Go, hoser Oh On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Eight comic books (Eight comic books) seven packs of smokes (Seven packs of smokes) six packs of two-four (Six packs of two-four) five... (Five golden toques) (Four pounds of back bacon) (Three French toasts) (Two turtlenecks) (And a beer) And a beer On my knee Yeah, and that beer is empty OK, day (twelve) uh Twelve Good day, and welcome to day twelve Yeah (Five golden toques) golden toques (Four pounds of back bacon) four pounds of back bacon (Three) three French toasts (Two) two turtlenecks (And a beer in a tree) and a beer in a tree Beauty, eh? Where'd you learn to do that? Uh, albums Boy So, like, that's our song Merry Christmas Merry Christmas And good day! Good day, everybody Hap... happy New Year, too OK, you know what you left out? What? Doughnuts Oh, no I told you to get me doughnuts Either on the ninth day, or the tenth day, or the eleventh day OK, the song's over I wanted doughnuts But I want... (merry Christmas, everybody) Or, on the twelfth day (so) you could've gotten me a dozen doughnuts Go out to the stores (you could've gone down, to) And get some presents Like, the good doughnut shop where if you buy a dozen You get another one free And that would've been thirteen For the "Thirteen Days of Christmas" Well, next Christmas, get me a chainsaw Take off Boy, that song was a beauty It... it moved me Yeah, I think it ranks up there with "Stairway to Heaven" What?