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Trying Not To Piss In My Dreams
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It's late at night
I'm tucked in tight
On the pillows I'm snoozin'
And I bet I must be droolin'
But I had a bottle of wine before I went to bed
And I think I passed out before I hit the head
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
Cause my mind is a little overactive it seems
And if I relax and unleash this gusher
I might drown before I wake up brother
So it's dry thoughts, no rivers or streams
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
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I'm fast asleep
Dreaming bout sheep
But I turn around and see a water fall
I hope this mattress is insured in full
Cause I'm hearin' sounds of a drippin' tap
And I think my inner dam is about to collapse
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
Cause my mind knows I'm about to burst at the seams
Oh I'm feelin' warm, can anyone hear me?
If I don't wake up, I think I'll bust a kidney
So it's dry thoughts, no rivers or streams
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
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I'm slappin' my face and thinkin' bout ladies
A little morning glory's the only thing that can save me
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I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
Cause my mind has determined it's out to betray me
I don't use a blanket and I sleep commando
It's gonna erupt like a yellow volcano
So it's dry thoughts, no rivers or streams
I'm trying not to piss in my dream
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
I've got to get out of this lucid dream quickly
Or I don't think my girlfriend will ever forgive me
I'm trying not to piss in my dreams
Desperately trying not to piss in my dreams
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