Burger With Cheese and Fries (The Burger Song)
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I want my burger with cheese and fries
Hold the pickles; no surprise
A frosty shake to soothe my sighs
And onion rings that mesmerize
I'm lickin' burger grease off the wall
I want a burger that's ten feet tall
Juicy patties, seared just right
And melty cheese; a perfect bite
Burgers rainin' from the sky
Milkshakes flowin' my mouth is dry
I see the light, I say goodbye
One more bite before I die
I hear a voice, it calls my name
A cheese burger angel in a flame
It whispers soft, its voice so sweet
"Come my child, take your seat"
But then the sky begins to crack
A darkened force begins attack
A massive burger void of taste
A dry bland bun; cruel disgrace
The veggie lord has come to reign
Spreading sadness, bringing pain
He bans the cheese, he drains the fries
Declares the burgers full of lies
But lo, a hero stands
A mighty chef with sauce in hand
His spatula, a shining blade
To save us all from this charade!
A war erupts in burger lore
With flying flies, and ketchup gore
Greasy god rises up
Awakening from the ancient sleep!
With one last bite, I join the fight
I take my stance with all my might
The final burger, stacked so grand
Restores the taste across the land!
When the battle clears at last
I sit upon my throne so vast
Burger crown upon my head
For I am full, but not yet dead