On The Road Again
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Ow!
Well, I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks
Your momma, she's hiding inside the icebox
Your daddy walks in, he's wearing a Napoleon Bonaparte mask
And you ask why I don't live here
Honey, do you have to ask?
Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws
I ask who's in the fireplace, you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman walks in, he's wearing a derby hat
And you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
Ow!
Woo!
Well, I ask for something to eat, I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice, seaweed and a dirty hotdog
I got a hole where my stomach disappeared
And you ask why I don't live here
Honey, gotta think you're really weird
Well, your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword
Your grandma paints the pictures that are pasted on the board
Everything inside my pockets your uncle steals
And you ask why I don't live here
Honey, I can't believe that you're for real
Alright, ow!
Woo!
Well, there's fish flakes in the kitchen, enough to make me cry
The mailman walks in, even he's gotta take a side
Even the butler, he's got something to prove
And you ask why I don't live here
Honey, how come you don't move?
Oh, let's get out of here now, woo!
Ow!