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She's a bat shit crazy loopy lady A sandwich short of a picnic baby Freaky-deaky, straight up 5150 Crack-ass, bonkers, nutty and leafy Jacked up, messed up, kooky, loony Cray-cr-cray-cray, certifiably zany Out of her mind, nuttier than a squirrel One fry short of a happy meal But she's got two things going for her And one thing's for sure I'd sell my 4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes Two cans short of a six-pack, she's nucking futs Mondo bizarro, she's real fucked up Bobo, bonkers, far out crunk She's bats, she's nuts, she's out to lunch! She's batty, bananas, got a screw loose I tell ya Off the wall, her cheese has slid off its cracker Postal, psycho, mad as a hatter More cuckoo than a clock- Hell, I wish I never met her Cracked up, whacked out, whacked up, wigged out Insane in the membrane without a doubt Off her box, off her rocker, off her nut, off her tree Needs a check-up from the neck up if you're asking me But she's got two things going for her And one thing's for sure I'd sell my 4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes I'd sell my 4 my tractor and my gun For one more night with her lady-bumps I'd give my combine, my car, my soul and my farm For one more go on her shirt potatoes