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Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
Frank Zappa
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Hey! Do you know what you are?
You're an asshole! (And what?) An asshole! (You right)
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
(And you an asshole?)
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do? 'Cause you're an asshole
No-no-no, yea-yea-yeah
I said, "You are an asshole!"
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grape, just to give it a try
And Dagmar... was his name
The whiskers stickin' out from 'neath of his pancake make-up
Nearly drove you insane
And so you kissed a little sailor
Who had just blew in from Spain
You pulled the chain attached to the permanently erected nipples of Jimmy
In a bold salute to pain
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
And acted like it was cocaine
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
In a way you can't explain
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Which gave your back an awful strain
But you came back on Sunday for the Gong Show
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole
You're an asshole (that's right)
You're an asshole, you're an asshole (yes, yes)
You're an asshole, you're an asshole (that's right)
You're an asshole, you're an asshole (time!)
Well, you been to The Grape, you been to The Chest
And now I think you know what you are
You're an asshole (and what?) An asshole
You say can't live with what you been through
Ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yerself girl
It's lookin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's winkin' at you
Don't fool yerself girl
It's blinkin' at you
(That's why I say)
Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Corn hole)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Fist fuck)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Wristwatch Crisco)
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
(Pud!)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer poop chute
(Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay)
Don't fool yerself, girl
It's goin' right up yer...
Oh, I knew you'd be surprised
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