Mountains Are Moving
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I'm the stepfather of God's kid?
Yeah
So I can't discipline him, I can't go
You've done wrong, because the kid will look at me and say
Real dad what are you doing Mary
You're not my
How did it happen?
Oh, it's immaculate, Joe
Oh, it's immaculate
You better be married!
I'm gonna be-
It better be immaculate
I'm sorry, I'm transforming Joe into Ralph Cramden
But it seemed to be kind of appropriate
Because up to that point
All the names in the Bible are very Jewish
You have Noah, Moses, Zebedee
And then you get Mary and Joe
We're just a hyphenate away from Mary Jean and Joe Bob
We could have had Jim Bob, the son of God
Praise to him, Jim Bob
He who finds the stuff and gets me a job
Jim Bob!