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Teenage Japanese Bluegirl
Pretzel Sisters (Mamie and Trixie)
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And now, from the center stage of the Bluegrass Tonite Theater
Right here in Pigeon Forge, TN
Asking that musical question...
You're my teenage Japanese schoolgirl fantasy
A pleated skirted vision of Heaven and Ecstasy
And with your knee socks and shiny shoes
There's just no way, baby, you can lose
You'll be my teenage Japanese schoolgirl fantasy
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You look so good but something ain't right
You're my saucy French maid that I like to call Mimi
And with your little white cap and apron you look so dreamy
And when your feather duster comes near
"Wee wee, monsieur" is all I wanna hear
You'll be my saucy French maid if that's not too unseemly
Now get to work
Ooh-la-la!
I think you missed a spot over - here
Oh, don't go missing those corners either
No no, this isn't working out - go get my Swifter
You're such a saucy French maid
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
Wanna know you I'm afraid
You'll just ignore me try as I might
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You look so good but something ain't right
I know you're not a teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You're 45 years old, you're blonde, and you hail from Newark
But with a little more of this rice wine
I do believe we'll get along just fine
You'll be my teenage Japanese schoolgirl fantasy dream
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You're such a beautiful sight
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
A little more rice wine
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
We'll get along just fine
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
Though you're 45
You're just my type
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
We'll get along just fine
You're haunting my dreams both day and night
Now run along, you'll be late for class
Teenage Japanese schoolgirl
You need to hit those books, young lady, if you know what I mean
Arigatล!
Oh kimochi!
Cut it!
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