A Starr Is Born
Kevin Zak
Popularity ยท Low
Listen
YouTube
0:00 / 0:00
Loading YouTube player...
Lyrics offset
Synced
Lyrics
When you wish for Kenneth Starr,
that's "Starr" with a double r.
So when you wish for Kenneth Starr,
a Starr is born.
When I was just in high school back in Texas,
I was voted the most likely to succeed.
And from an early age,
I dreamt I'd be on stage,
but my parents worried where that dream might lead.
Silly them!
So in college, then, I started learning law
I'll admit, though
(whispers) I don't use it very much.
(sung) Cause when your only aim
is to get a bit of fame,
you don't really need it as such
once a Starr is born.
Yes, I am of quality
HE'S just an amateur.
You don't care for policy,
you only care for character.
And, boy, am I a character!
(Unintelligible yelling)
Who CARES about health care?
It bores, it's complex.
You know what you want it is
(whispers) the dirt of crimes and sex.
(sung) And I'll give you that.
I'll give you everything.
Yes!
I'm a triple threat.
I can act.
I can dance.
I can sing-
lehandedly take down a president.
(whispers) Oh. Yes.
(spoken) Oh...
(sung) a Starr is born!
I'll sniff him out,
and strip him down,
and bang him about,
and this is what I'll wear!
(scream)
(sung) To save our Republic,
I'll take him by the crotch,
and we'll do it all in public
cause you know you love to watch.
It's so good, it's practically porn!
Everyone knows
what goes wrong in the days.
And that's why you'll remember me
the ball and the chains.
So you can kiss his ass goodbye!
For today
a
Starr
is
BORN!