We Created Putin
Jello Biafra
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Woo!
World War I, we won
But did we bother to win the peace?
Make 'em suffer, let 'em starve
Led direct to the Nazis
After World War II, we learned
Rebuilt Germany and Japan
But when the Soviet Union fell
Where was our Marshall Plan?
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
We created Putin, we created Putin
We created Putin, yeah!
Real James Bond villain, we lost!
See him prancing, half-naked on his horse
Side saddle, the blushing bride
Clings with those little hands
Stared into his eyes, we saw his soul
He saw how dumb our leaders are
"We'll hack and ruin everything we want
'Til your democracy's a joke like ours"
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho, ho
We created Putin, we created Putin
We created Putin, yeah!
Capitalism has failed
Mob corruption everywhere
"Not true comrade, can't you see
It's working perfectly!"
Trumpski? Oh Trumpski!
We laugh watching you wish you were me
World's richest gangster, and you're from Queens
And I don't have to hide behind
The most ridiculous hairdo ever
But remember, we have a pact
You borrow billions from Russian banks
No bankruptcies, you pay us back
And do everything we say
Or it's my penthouse in Putin Tower
Change the locks at Mar-a-Lago
You'll only stare through the glass
As my best hookers in the world run wild
And anytime, anywhere
Gorging cheeseburgers in your bed
My agents will poison you
And poison Ivanka too!
We're more like Russia every day
Oligarchs steal everything
Crime families like Kushner and Trumps
To the Koch-head Zucker Google Bezos chumps
Loot the country, loot the banks
Cook up another '08 crash
Barack and Biden chickened, no one went to jail
Kleptocracy's too big to fail!
We created Putin