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No Line, No Waiting
Psyche Origami
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Pump 5, you're set to fill, thank you for... stopping at The Standard
Yes, next up?
Ah, let's see what you got here, bag of chips, Snickers bar, pack of Eclipse
Can I get some Newports?
Yeah? Pack of Newports?
Yep
Okay you want kings or 100s?
Um, 100s'll be fine
Alright, total comes to-
I got gas too
Oh you also got gas? Alright, lets see, pump 10?
Alright, alright, total comes to... $12.66
Alright, thanks come back, come back again (Can you speed it up pal? I gotta get out of here)
I gotta go to work you know, jeez
Yo, no line, no waitin' I'm here for your convenience
I had a sign up, but I guess nobody seen it
It was in the window but I never really clean it
So when it comes to it, I guess I don't mean it
The inside is scenic, we got what you need
From bread to brown rice, and juice and birdseed
We even got trees, and if you want that
When you check out, just ask for the bathroom keys
Then act irate, like "I waited five minutes!" (I've been waitin' for five minutes yo!)
And on queue, we got five grams when you're finished
The line never diminish, we got permanent tenants
From business men to crackheads who act skittish
And people who speak Yiddish, people that don't get it
We even got liquor, Grey Goose to Glenfiddich
Or was it Glenlivet?
I once got a visit from a kid with a shirt on that only said "Cynic"
Newspaper headline reads that there's been a slight rift in the Senate
Recently a new sidewalk was cemented
But only after dealing with the details, just a little slice of retail
It's like, it's like
Yeah yeah yeah, no line, no waitin'
What's the hold up over there?
I mean it's lunch time, dog
I'm just tryna get a little gas
Alright whatcha got?
Two-fifty?
Six-pack of Amstel?
Marlbolo Reds? A box or a red pack, a red pack
What's the hold up homie?
Ay thank you, thank you (Thanks buddy)
A little shop around the way from everywhere that you been
And people step in and don't know where to begin
We only get cleaned out when you prepare for the end
And I always got a bat, man, prepared to defend
Behind the counter we got packs of squares, Slim Jims, ephedrine, pain medicine
Loose blunts, and plastic boxes with the slots in 'em
And a sign attached that says "Help your local veteran" (Support your troops, man!)
We always got people around peddlin', solicitin'
And the smell of ripe urine comes the corners that they pissin' in
Usually a conversation jumps off that's loud enough for everyone to listen in
You can catch me from 6A' to 10PM
Workin' six days a week cause I don't take advantage of my weekends
And right before I fall off the deep end
I take a deep breath and hear a voice speakin' (Can I help you?)
"Can I get 5 on 8? And a dollar/straight box usin' 2.6 and uh
Pack of 1.5s? And yeah, yeah I also want this"
What kind of convenience store do you run here?
Yo it's The Standard
Are you open?
Yeah yeah yeah
How much is this thing any- anyway?
I dunno, two bucks?
You wo- you work in a convenience store!
Anyway
Alright, next up
I was wonderin' if you sold them cellphone battery charger thangs?
Oh, I'm- I'm sorry ma'am, we- that's one thing that we don't carry here
Oh really?
Yeah...
Okay
Shouldn't be so connected to that thing anyway, I mean it's like a-
It's like havin' a pocket homing device
Oh honey you rest assured, ain't nobody lookin' for me
You never know
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