Homemade Mummy ft. Rob Sonic
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How to make a homemade mummy
Get a corpse, get gauze, get comfy
Shampoo and disinfect, dead's fluffy
For the hallowed excavation of a sex mark mummy
Stem, stern, the butter cutter beelines well
Tongs, butterfly, unzip, feline shell
We'll be escorting vital organs
With exception of the precious kitten's heart
Into the prophecy of separate pickle jars
A mayonnaise or jelly picker cart
Shit, pick apart and scissor
Stomach, lung, and zest in a liver
In a world of sanitizers and preservatives forever
Brain exterminated through the whiskers
Ditched, eye blank, NY alone
We usher in the suits that call the husk home
I embalm and sniff in the rhythm
Barnaball is his wits
Slather it in beeswax, wrap it up in ribbons
Like limb by limb, bobtail by ear by chin
With another hereafter I hereby win
I hope you vow to meow another day
And never decompose
By the way, before we seal these molds
The short version goes
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Paper playgrounds, leave your harvest
Take the brain out
Gadzooks, punk's dead, last good gut wrench
Antenna Sam Cooke, black bug puss head
Cat skulls stacked to the black hole sunset
Olive on a toothpick, Dagwood Bumstead
Tag cooked hatchery, matter of mass naturally
Bad wolf dashed for the last rook castling
Blue ox, red plaid, Bastrop flannel king
Hasbro crown, several apple lapis abacus
And poorly taken pictures antiquating on his mantelpiece
Before we only spoke in letters cut from magazines
Folk broke bear claws over gross coffee
Not as milk toast men as los muertos walking
Heir to the scarecrow and rare barley
Squared off poor be the armchair
Say a prayer for me
I feel that mystifying times have gotten ugly
I also feel that you could learn a lot from a mummy
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Major takedown, eat your porridge
Take the brain out, leave the carcass
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Dame's the brain out, please the organ
Take the brain out, reeking garlic
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Fading halos, feeding herpes
Take the brain out, eager stolen
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out, leave the heart in
Take the brain out